Friday, August 12, 2011
I was victimized, I need help, or It will get worse. hurry?
I love Jar Jar Binks, he is my favorite character. I like to dress up as him and collect collectables. As you might imagine, this attracts alot of hostility from rednecks. Anyway, I like to play Jar Jar on the weekend, basically I wear the Jar Jar costume and go around town having adventures. This time, I made a working blaster! I made it out of a Taser gun. I walked into a walmart. I did a Jar Jar dance, started screaming jar jar quotes! I ran up to people and pulled things out of there carts and then tossed those things at other people. Lastly I pulled out my blaster and started blasting everyone I could. There were like 14 people down when the cops knocked me out. I was arrested and am out on huge bail. Do you think I will get in a lot of trouble? Do you think I can sue the police for hitting me with a nightstick?
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